original sin

ok before i get into my story for the day. let me tell you how it just took me like an hour to figure out how to make a new post. god talk about a dumb moment. i was getting ready to be like screw it. ok so anyway, ive got all sorts of stories to tell.

so remember the other day how i was bitching about my mans sis? well, i know this is gonna sound immature(evil grin) but i got word from my lil gay friend the other day that she is getting married.(wider evil grin) i asked my friend if her parents new and he said yes, and then i was like well damn. well yesterday jim and i went to his parents house(rolling eyes) and out of nowhere i asked his dad if kim(the sis) was getting married cuz i heard she was blah blah blah. his dad said he hadnt heard of it , but i knew hed say something to her. so inside i was laughing my ass off because im immature and evil. well then we went out to eat with his parents which is really on the top of my list of fun things to do on a sat night....NOT. so were sitting there and they just keep talking away to jim like im not even there like they always do, and then final;ly praise god it was time to go. well dont you know his dad started talking bout something and then looked at me and was like there you go vanessa theres a new rumor for you to start. now i have this problem where i have a super duper bad temper and im known to get crazy.i had to bite my tongue till i thought i would cry, i was so pissed.so in the end i was the ass again. im telling you one of these days im gonna flip the f*** out and the family aint gonna know what hit them. which i know isnt a good thing but im starting to not care. ok enough bitching

so last night we went out to the bars. YAYYYYYY!!!!!!! finally. its been so damn long since jims been home on a weekend that we havent gone in forever. so we went to lancaster which is like 45 mins away, bc it was jims friends bday. i was so excited bc finally i didnt have to be designated driver. so i was palnning on getting tore up. well we went to this bar called the alley cat. cool atmosphere but crappy music. like im talking disco.well we were waiting for a few people and we were the first ones there. i had a margarita to start and this bitch was huge. like at least 20 oz. but it was good. but that wasnt really hitting the spot for me. so i ordered this drink called the original sin. never heard of it before but i was like what the hell. it was 7 bucks and i was like this better be a damn good drink. well so i get my drink and its got a peach color to it, i was excited. so i took a sip of it. i dont know how many of you guys are drinkers, but ever have a drink that makes your whole body shudder? this was that drink. it was like i was drinking a botlle of all different liquors and thats all. they said there was juice in it. juice my ass. it had cherry brandy, rum, gin, and vodka. and that was it. now i take pride in being a good drinker i can usually handle my own,but that shit was rough. but being the lush i am i drank it all. so everyone finally showed up and we went to a bar called cherry jubilee. well it was like 2 blocks away.it semmed like 2 miles. my ass was dragging. i couldnt believe i was already drunk like off of 2 drinks. goes to tell you how much alcohol they put in there drinks. so we went to the bar and i started drinking appletinis. wow they are really good. taste like sour apple blow pops. had twop of them and aykked. yes ladies and gents i yakked off of four damn drinks. i couldnt believe it. but all four drinks were straight liquor. i came home and passed out. i had a lot of fun thoughits better that i couldnt drink anymore bc i was dancing on the table kind of rowdy and that wouldnt have been good for anyone. lmao. ok my head hurts so im gonna be on my way back to hangover heaven. my bed. cya tomorrow