booooo

what a long boring weekend im having. randis about a dud. im broke and there is nothing on tv. im bored out of my damn mind. and figures that jim can talk forever during the week but when i actually can be up all night long..too busy cant talk.lol isnt that always the way.

yesterday randi calls me up at 9:30am. ok now when i have off of work and can actually stay up late..im up till about 4am. this bitch calls me at 9 30 am. killing me. anyway she was cleaning out her fish tank bc it was nasty. took the fish that are like the size of my feet out and put them in a bucket. now i told you shes kinda retarded remember that. anyway LEAVES them in there for awhile eventually puts them in the tank again and they died.lol sorry but its funny. so shes calling me at the crack of dawn to tell me this. bc she is a pussy and wont touch the fish.lol so guess who she wants to do it. mmhmmm me. so i finally go there and i guess she was brave and did it herself. so now we are gonna go to the fish store and get more. it is 11am now. maybe a little bit before. so we are off on a mission to get fish, stop at the wawa and the movie store.

and the trip begins 11am:

we get all the kids in the car. they are like brother and sister so they aggravate and compete against each other. so there was a lot of bitching and fighting and tattling in the 4 minute drive to wawa to get some coffee. we get there

kids: can we come in?

moms:NOOO

anyway so off we go to the movie store

11:15 off to the movie store

lol so we leave wawa and go to the movie store. after more bitching in the car. damn kids. dont make me stop this car..... we go into the movie store after a compettion to see who would get there first. sighhhh. i one. to save the trouble. anyway so we get in there to find moster in law. well randi only has a vcr. they only have one copy of that and its out. dammit. so we check out dvds and say well watch it at my house. all out. dammit!@! so no luck here. i decided i needed to go to rite aid for something. while there i discover that they have re-brought out garbage pail kids. i was like nooooooo shit. so i paid $1 for like 5 cards..no gum..booooo. and they were way gross. maybe more then when i was little and had them. oh and dont anybody ask me what garbage pail kids are. bc i will be in too much of shock of you not knowing to answer. all the cool people know what they are. unless you arent in the us. i dont know if they had them in other countries.

ok so 11:30am off to the pet store.

i suggested going to pet smart bc they have a hit load of fish. cool fish.its a little bit of a hike but they are nice fish! but no we go to this other one thats half way there. ok whatever so more bitching and fighting. kids were ready to get beat!! shuuttttuppppp. jessa you dont talk to austin and austin dont talk to jessa. unless you are bleeding i dont care!! lol ok so finally we are at the pet store. the kids are all ooohing and ahhing. good happy kids make happy parents. so we are looking ofr fish. randi doesnt like any of the fish. of course not. soooo we just keep looking at the rest of the animals. they had this big pond with fishies in it. and the demon spawn were over by it picking up rocks and throwing them at the fish. ^%$$# goddam kids. so we drug them out of the damn store. randis all pissed now and wants to know where else there is a fish store. i have no clue. except that pet smart. shes says no its too far.(were already half way there) so she calls someone and tries to find another one. she gets directions

god knows what time it is now.. off to the pet store on sketchy directions. we get lost. and then more lost. one kid has to pee. more lost and more lost. another kid has to pee. round and around...wait a minute i see a sign. i know where we are. started out in pennslyvania went through delaware and ended up in md. at this point the kids are pissed off..im irritated and randis bitching. im sitting there saying shouldve went to pet smart wed be home by now. so we head to a store by my house and it takes her fucking forever to pick some damn fish. the kids are being atrocious and short of really beating them... CMON RANDI LETS GO. we get the fish and back to her house


3pm.. end of trip. holy shit!!