sighhhhhhhh

sadly my life is sooo boring i have nothing to tell. nothing newsworthy. havent heard from jim since saturday. and since our conversation on sat..all i think about is his coming home. and how i will ravage him. lol im in bad need of sex. like real bad. and nooo mr.pirate i will not find me a screw buddy. defeats the whole purpose of waiting for the man i LOVE and wanna marry someday. and i have a large collection of toys..but im tired of toys. i want skin not plastic. sighhhh. i wish he was coming home like now! i was thinking about it and i think that if he does come it will be between november and january. im hopeing its anytime except xmas. now i know you people are gonna tell me how selfish i am..well the whole 3 of you that still come visit(where did everyone go?) but i dont care. if he comes home for xmas time that means i will be forced to spend another xmas with his family. for the fourth year in a row. i wanna go home for xmas this year. like on the actual day of xmas. if he comes home he will force me to be with his parents who i hate and " we can go tomorrow" well im tired of going tomorrow. i wanna go on xmas day. thats when all the family is together. when i go the next day they arent all there. and dammit i wanna see my family!@!! ok so anyway..lol

other news.. tide and bounce make new soap and dryer sheets with febreeze in it. now first off let me tell you how much I LOVE FEBREEZE!! and bounce too. now they have mixed them? its like heaven. it makes my whole house smell like my fave febreeze smell..spring renewal... and my clothes smell excellent! i sniffed myself the whole way to work today.lol like those febreeze commercials.lol

lets seeeee what else????? oh yea so at my shit job we listen to a radio. 4 days a week it is like a mix station which is the closest i can get to things i wanna hear. it kinda sucks bc out of the like 4 decades of music they play the same shit everyday. irks me but hey.. and on friday it is country day. i do not like country. i do not like being forced to listen to it. i am not a country girl. i do not like that i have learned words to these songs. not good for my whole im from jersey thing. yea... so today for some reason became country day. of course i bitched. only to find out................................................wait for it..IT IS HOOKED UP TO SIRIUS SATELITE! are you fucking kidding me? that means song after song after song. no commercials for a breather. just country all damn day long. im sorry but i cannot get excited by songs like she thinks my tractors sexy!! i need to go back to jersey..like now. lol

speaking of jersey..i got this in the email the other day. ill only post part of it today..if you have ever been in jersey you will understand it. if not..your out of luck!!

You know you're from Jersey when . . ..

You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges."

You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.

A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter.

You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.

You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned, or drunk, at 3 A.M.

You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.

At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you
know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from.

You know what a "jug handle" is.

You know that WaWa is a convenience store.

You know that the state isn't all farmland.

You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey--there's the shore--and
you don't go "to the shore," you go "down the shore." And when you are
there, you're not "at the shore"; you are "down the shore."

You know how to properly negotiate a circle.

You knew that the last sentence had to do with driving.

You know that this is the only "New" state that doesn't require "New" to
identify it (try . . . Mexico . . . York .! . . Hampshire-- doesn't work,
does it?).

You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a
fast food sandwich.

You consider putting mayo on a corned beef sandwich a sacrilege

You don't think "What exit?" is very funny.

You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different."

Yes they are!

You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton--that's for
out-of-staters.

The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or localbar.

You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.

You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.

Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.

You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits.

You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall.

You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people
from Central Jersey go to Belmar, and people from South Jersey go to
Wildwood. It can be no other way.

You weren't raised in New Jersey--you were raised in either North Jersey,
Central Jersey or South Jersey.

You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.

You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's
and Orbach's.

You also remember Palisades Amusement Park.

You've had a boardwalk cheese steak and vinegar fries.

You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.

And finally . . ..

You've NEVER, NEVER pumped your own gas.

AMEN!!!