10 things i dont like about men..

this shit better work this damn time. this is the second time i am posting this. stupid comp. anyway i have no fun stories so im making another list. i know some of you enjoyed the last one...so get ready for a few more shockers, and laughs

10. put the goddamn toilet seat down. and wash your dirty ass hands too. and while youre doing all that flush the toilet as well. and im not your mom so dont call me in to see what you made today!! grow up!

9. just because you can, doesnt mean you need to go 135 down the road. its unsafe, there are other cars out there, and really im not impressed.

8. unless we are "making love" dont talk to me. yes it feels good so stop asking. if it felt bad dont worry id tell you. so shut the hell up, before i do it to myself!!

7. sticking it in my ass, does not feel nearly as good to me as it does you. unless you are gonna anal ease me up, and numb that shit, i dont wanna. i may like porn star sex, but im not a porn star ho. my ass doesnt take it as well as theirs does.

6.just bc you think you work harder than me, doesnt mean i dont work too. when i get home im tired and i dont like when im expected to make a 3 course meal, or have sex or do this or that. if i feel like it i will. otherwise..back off!!

5. if the trash is overflowing and falling on the floor, do not start piling shit up on the counter. take the damn thing out!! (refer to number 6)

4.ok now i love to be spanked. but there is a difference between spanking and beating. im not your wicked stepchild, i am your dirty naughty girl. so ease up on the whippings. unless i ask for it harder, i dont want to be beat to the point i cant sit.

3.if you want me to go down on you, thats fine. but and this is a big one, either you better trim the bush or shave it off completely. bc i am not trying to cough up a furball!! i do it for you, you do it for me. thanks!!

2. if i decide to show some sort of emotion, whether it be happy ,sad or mad..DO NOT say something along the lines of" guess its that time of month huh" . if it was that damn time(like it is right now) believe me youll know it. you wont even need to ask. so stop saying that stupid shit. you get mad and sad and noone says shit to you,so refrain from ever again asking that question.

ok and number 1. ok now when im giving you head, its cool to put your hand on the back of my head. it IS NOT COOL to push on my head. i can handle it all by myself without you trying to choke me. so unless you can do it without pushing on me, stay the fuck off. thanks very much

lol hope everyone had a good day. see yall tomorrow.

is it just me or are my blogs starting to make me sound like a whore? hmm.. oh well