Its all about me...screw everyone else..

another day,blah blah blah, in this, blah blah blah, girls life..... WELCOME TO JERZEES HELL!!!

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Sunday, January 23, 2005

TMI!!!!!!!!

i have no fun stories to tell today so heres a list of things about me you just didnt know and probably dont care about.lol


10. i love dark chocolate. milky way midnights are the best!!

9>warrick from csi: las vegas. hes so fucking hot. id fuck him in a second!!whoo. down girl

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/csi/main.shtml
not a good pic of him but good enough

8.i love sports bras. i have big ass huge titties. and i cant wear the pretty bras like a smaller girl would. and i aint wearing no granny bra, so i wear sports bras. i wanna cut them off but jim would be upset. what is it with men and titties?

7. i was born and raised in new jersey. i love new jersey. i lived all over. born in wildwood then lived in clifton montclair west paterson jefferson wayne riverdale butler and then moved to florida for a year. then pa and now i reside in md.

6. im allergic to furry things. thats why i dont have a big strong dog to keep me safe while jims away. im working on getting an alarm system so noone tries to kill me. which brings me to number 5.

5. dont laugh.... im afraid of the dark. lots of reasons why,dont really want to get into it. but i cant stand being here alone at night. i cannot watch scary movies bc then i cant sleep. i imagine noises and think someones here.

4. i wanted to be a marine biologist when i got older. apparently not too badly youre thinking. i really really did. i wanted to work with sea animals cuz i loved them. my whole room was done in sea animals. i even paid money to like greenpeace to save the dolphins. they are my favorite animal.

3.i hate children. i know its awful to say bc i have one but i truly do not like kids. i can stand mine. but put him with another and i go crazy. ive never liked kids. back to like when my sister was born. BUTTTTT i absolutely love babies. i love baby hands and toes and ohhh they are so sweet and cute. i like them till about 2 and then they get smart mouths and all that shit

2. OK ALL YOU SWEET AND INNOCENT ONES CLOSE YOU EYES......

2.i love dirty naughty bad girl sex. i really do. i like spanking and toys and handcuffs. i like porn. i like playing with girls too much to jims happiness. i love it all. anything you can imagine ive done it. lol

1. ive got my whole wedding planned out and i havent even been proposed to yet. every dress ring flower guest, i got it all.and its gonna cost alot of money too.(thats that rich girl thing coming back to me)


http://www.zales.com/catalog/ProductDetail.aspx?productID=15872112&queryby=c&categoryId=4266&pageNum=0&sortType=rank_over+ASC%2c+rank+ASC&newFilter=CaratRange%3aOver+1&parentSearchId=0&gnFlag=1

http://davidsbridal.com/favorites_browse.jsp


and there you have it folks. thats todays post .

goddamn..everyone has linked everyone else to their blogs and im too stupid to figure it out even when someone tells me how to do it. so dont be offended if you dont see your name!!!!!

6 Comments:

  • At 12:22 PM, Blogger boabhan sith said…

    I agree with you on #9 and #5!

    I'd fuck 'em too!

    And I keep telling my husband that if you only see 3% of what's going on around you when the lights are on so what's that leave you with the lights off? I believe in good and bad, God and the devil...so I can't help but worry about "something" trying to get me, LOL.

    So...you're surrounded by friends, I would never laugh at anyone other than myself for being afraid of the dark.

     
  • At 2:14 PM, Blogger Lish said…

    Hmm. I'm scared of the dark too. Freakish dark. And I'm allergic to fuzzy things, I just inherited a dog and made myself get used to her. And then promptly started volunteering with animal rescue societies. Cause... One dog can't make me sick enough.
    And I love dark chocolate. It's the best...
    lol, you children hating nazi!!!

     
  • At 2:40 PM, Blogger cedia said…

    I've been sleeping with a night light for 9 years now, ever since I had my son. You're not alone with fear of the dark.

    :sighs: sometimes I wish I had bigger titties. It's actually for me to play with. LOFL.

     
  • At 4:02 PM, Blogger cedia said…

    Jerzee, fix your links to point the person's blog.
    For example: http://cedia.blogspot.com instead of http://jerzeesspot.blogspot.com/cedia.blogspot.com

    Good luck.

     
  • At 5:39 PM, Blogger naughtygirl said…

    dammit i thought i had it. but i must have done something wrong. shit im too tired to fix it now

     
  • At 9:30 AM, Blogger Pep said…

    I have a strange interest in #2 - can't think why?? !!!

    :)

     

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