$^#$#%* #@%&*
oh yea folks, its one of those kinda days. this is gonna be a doozy. so be ready!!
first im gonna make a top 10 list of shit i hate. then im gonna go into a bitch fit...cuz i havent done that in so long(wink wink)
10. stupid people that cant drive and follow the simple day to day driving skills theyve probably been using longer than me
9. ruining clothes in the laundry cuz i was too lazy to sort colors and it was my brand new white something(cuz its always white or off white)
8. I HATE SEAT BELTS!!! i hate them,hate em hate em!! im only 5ft2. so the damn things saw into my neck and try to strangle me. i know they are a safety thing blah blah blah, and mr.officer says i gotta wear it even when im just going around the corner. but i still hate them
7.animals that shed. i dont care how cute they are i hate animal fur on me. yuck!
6. animals that drool on you. i hate going to someones house and they have a pet that seems to ignore everyone in the room but you and leaves a nice sized foamy rabies looking blob of something on your leg, hand,arm,ewwwww or face.
5. i hate loud noises, like when i go out to eat and everyone in the room is talking, or when you are reading and people are talking, or god forbid i go to a children infested place(dont make me do it) and they are all running around and screaming and loud. god it makes me crazy. i love chucky cheeses but i hate going in there when there are lots of kids there. BUT..i love my radio loud and i love noisy packed clubs
4. i hate when poeple walk their dogs and see you outside but let their animal pee/shit in your yard
3. i hate when people abuse handicapped spots. like someone who drives a disabled person around and has that special sticker saying they can have the good spots. but they are missing the disabled person. they were just greedy and its like 12 degrees out and they didnt want to walk far. while im hiking it like 2 miles to the door.
2. i hate hypocritical people that tell you that you shouldnt do this or that and then do it themselves
and the number one thing i hate......................................drumroll please..
1. nosy, know it all, up in your business, dissaproving, look down their nose at you mothers who feel their son is too damn good for you. I FUCKING HATE IT!!!!!!!
ok to the main event now. so today i call jims mom to ask her a question about directions to a job place and all that stuff and she starts into her normal babble and all i hear is i know all and you dont know shit. i told her brent may be moving out and shes all like thats not good blah blah. well then she tries to slip in that this girl danielle(jims sisters friend) is looking for a place to live and kim (bitch) just happened to mention it to sue(the mom) who of course is trying to find a way to get more money and shit. heres my problem. I FUCKING HATE DANIELLE!! lemme go back into time a lil....back in 2001 i was ill and wanted to end a me and jim date early. so i told him to go hang out with my friend chris to find something to do. so he went. well chris invited these chicks over desiree and danielle. well danielle and jim know each other somehow i dont remember how, and while they were drinking and alone, they discussed with each other how they had these big crushes on each other blah blah blah. now i know it may not seem like a big deal to you, but im a jersey girl. everythings a big deal to us. how you gonna go up to someone elses man and bat your eyelashes and be like ooooo i have such a big crush on you.........whatever. i found out from desiress cousin. i was HOT! so anyway, bc im that kinda bitch,ive hated her ever since.back to the story...so sue was like yea so i know you dont like her and all but..get over it cuz we gotta do what we gotta do. excuse the fuck out of me? ummm me and jim were fine before without all these people living here. why do we all of the sudden need them now. and then she said shes gonna take my digital cable away too. fuck that shit!! and fuck her. i knew this bullshit was gonna start as soon as jim left. i fucking knew it. and if either one of them think im just gonna sit here and let them feed me the bullshit..they are sadly mistaken.how do i not even get a say on who does or doesnt live here? danielle is a party girl. i am too but its my house. if she thinks shes gonna run up in here and be a party girl..shes got a nother thing coming. ill take the blonde hair and hold it while i punt her slutty ass out the door. and if she lives here jims stupid troublestarting sister will be here all the damn time too. and we all know how she just looks for shit to start.
im fucking leaving this bitch and moving back to jersey until jim gets back. fuck the bullshit. id rather be there anydamnway. i hate the country i hate his family, i just wanna go home!!!now how to tell him without him getting all upset and thinking that im leaving him......
sighhh.....
first im gonna make a top 10 list of shit i hate. then im gonna go into a bitch fit...cuz i havent done that in so long(wink wink)
10. stupid people that cant drive and follow the simple day to day driving skills theyve probably been using longer than me
9. ruining clothes in the laundry cuz i was too lazy to sort colors and it was my brand new white something(cuz its always white or off white)
8. I HATE SEAT BELTS!!! i hate them,hate em hate em!! im only 5ft2. so the damn things saw into my neck and try to strangle me. i know they are a safety thing blah blah blah, and mr.officer says i gotta wear it even when im just going around the corner. but i still hate them
7.animals that shed. i dont care how cute they are i hate animal fur on me. yuck!
6. animals that drool on you. i hate going to someones house and they have a pet that seems to ignore everyone in the room but you and leaves a nice sized foamy rabies looking blob of something on your leg, hand,arm,ewwwww or face.
5. i hate loud noises, like when i go out to eat and everyone in the room is talking, or when you are reading and people are talking, or god forbid i go to a children infested place(dont make me do it) and they are all running around and screaming and loud. god it makes me crazy. i love chucky cheeses but i hate going in there when there are lots of kids there. BUT..i love my radio loud and i love noisy packed clubs
4. i hate when poeple walk their dogs and see you outside but let their animal pee/shit in your yard
3. i hate when people abuse handicapped spots. like someone who drives a disabled person around and has that special sticker saying they can have the good spots. but they are missing the disabled person. they were just greedy and its like 12 degrees out and they didnt want to walk far. while im hiking it like 2 miles to the door.
2. i hate hypocritical people that tell you that you shouldnt do this or that and then do it themselves
and the number one thing i hate......................................drumroll please..
1. nosy, know it all, up in your business, dissaproving, look down their nose at you mothers who feel their son is too damn good for you. I FUCKING HATE IT!!!!!!!
ok to the main event now. so today i call jims mom to ask her a question about directions to a job place and all that stuff and she starts into her normal babble and all i hear is i know all and you dont know shit. i told her brent may be moving out and shes all like thats not good blah blah. well then she tries to slip in that this girl danielle(jims sisters friend) is looking for a place to live and kim (bitch) just happened to mention it to sue(the mom) who of course is trying to find a way to get more money and shit. heres my problem. I FUCKING HATE DANIELLE!! lemme go back into time a lil....back in 2001 i was ill and wanted to end a me and jim date early. so i told him to go hang out with my friend chris to find something to do. so he went. well chris invited these chicks over desiree and danielle. well danielle and jim know each other somehow i dont remember how, and while they were drinking and alone, they discussed with each other how they had these big crushes on each other blah blah blah. now i know it may not seem like a big deal to you, but im a jersey girl. everythings a big deal to us. how you gonna go up to someone elses man and bat your eyelashes and be like ooooo i have such a big crush on you.........whatever. i found out from desiress cousin. i was HOT! so anyway, bc im that kinda bitch,ive hated her ever since.back to the story...so sue was like yea so i know you dont like her and all but..get over it cuz we gotta do what we gotta do. excuse the fuck out of me? ummm me and jim were fine before without all these people living here. why do we all of the sudden need them now. and then she said shes gonna take my digital cable away too. fuck that shit!! and fuck her. i knew this bullshit was gonna start as soon as jim left. i fucking knew it. and if either one of them think im just gonna sit here and let them feed me the bullshit..they are sadly mistaken.how do i not even get a say on who does or doesnt live here? danielle is a party girl. i am too but its my house. if she thinks shes gonna run up in here and be a party girl..shes got a nother thing coming. ill take the blonde hair and hold it while i punt her slutty ass out the door. and if she lives here jims stupid troublestarting sister will be here all the damn time too. and we all know how she just looks for shit to start.
im fucking leaving this bitch and moving back to jersey until jim gets back. fuck the bullshit. id rather be there anydamnway. i hate the country i hate his family, i just wanna go home!!!now how to tell him without him getting all upset and thinking that im leaving him......
sighhh.....
posted by naughtygirl @ 3:26 PM
4 Comments:
At 7:54 PM,
Queen on the run said…
okay BREATHE!!!!! That was one hell of a rant,#6 in your list really cracked me up by the way...I am assuming that Jims folks own the house that you are living in.First of all,if they are paying for the cable they can have it shut off, and you can order your own damn cable,second of all,she can't just move someone else in there while you are there if you don't want them.Tell her NO!third,in order to kick you out they have to give you notice of at least 20 days and you can fight it,fourth,if you want to go back to Jersey GO! Don't worry about what other people think.sounds to my like Jim is gonna be gone a long time and you will be happier at home in the city and with your family and friends near by.Yes I know you can't take the zoo you have acquired but maybe you could convince your dad to accept one or two of them at least.Give the rest to good homes or take them back to the pet store,maybe they trully belong to someone else anyway and where only meant to be with you a short time.Don't let people get to you so much,you can't help what Jims mom says to you or how she treats you but you do have control over your reaction to her.
Stay calm and collected and let her know under NO uncertain terms that you will not accept another person in your home and you will not accept her treating you badly and when she can treat you as an equal to give you a call and you will be more then happy to discuss things with her..I hope you have a beter day jerzee girl..:)
At 9:17 PM,
naughtygirl said…
hi queen, thanks for the ads, but no this is jims house. the only reason the mom is paying the bills and stuff is cuz i not good with stuff being on time. shes paying them with jims money and my money. all she does is write the check from his account. its mine and jims house. glad you like my list. im better now. ill write more about it tomorrow
At 9:21 AM,
Krista Springtead said…
breathe......
it's cool. not like it is permanent or anything, girl! and think of it this way, if the hooker moves in, that's less money you have to pay. infact, i have a better idea. you should have someone that you know move in and pay a LOT for rent, then you can pocket some of the cash and give the rest to she-bitch.
that's what i did when greg lived with me.
At 11:30 AM,
boabhan sith said…
Yeah, fuck that!
Just tell him how it is girl...
One of my husbands friends had a major crush on him that he "didn't" know about. I'm like, God you men are dumb-assess...she was practically humping you leg IN FRONT OF ME and you had no idea??!!!
Dumb-ass...I had a talk with him. It's not that I'm jealous, but you can't walk into another womans territorry and hit on her man...unless you have a death wish.
Anyhoo-
She doesn't come over anymore b/c she did it again after he talked to her and so I had a talk with her.
LOL...it's amazing what women can accomplish isn't it!
Hope you get everything straightened out.
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