friday night
ok so yesterday was a long day and it was action packed. like every day. my friend from jersey was to come by yesterday so i spent the whole day cleaning. then when she got here we took austin and met up with randi and her daughter and went to this place called boomers which is kinda like chuck e cheese. so the kids had a blast as did i. we were there for awhile and then austin asked if he could sleep over randis. i said sure why not.
so then my night was free to do whatever. melissa wanted to go to the bar so we were trying to find somewhere fun to go which is hard sometimes bc i live in hillbillyville. everything fun is far. so i called up jims friends to see what they were doing. dont you know they all blew me off? now whats funny is if someone asks me i say that they are jims friends and they all get upset and say were your friends too. yea, i see how they are my friends. anyway so we decided to go to this place called jj mccooleys. which is just a bar but its usually fun and they play good music at least. so we get there and the bouncer who i call sasquatch started flirting with melissa. all the dudes flock to melissa. anyway so we got some drinks and then sat and while we were sitting there this hillbillie guy comes up to her and asks to use her lighter. let me tell you how he kept coming back the whole time we were there. steady asking to buy drinks shots whatever. so he got us a set of drinks and then a shot. 7 liquors in this shot i was told. it was called the red devil. it tasted like spiked kool aid. it was good. but anyway so the whole time this dude is hogging up my friend, his friends are coming and talking to me.first dude came up and was asking me and friend who the other dude was. i was like i have no idea. and then he asked if me and melissa grew up together and i said we have known each other since we were 11. hes like yea thats how me and this guy are. he was like weve been hanging out since back in 81. i started laughing and i was like yea i was a year old in 81. lmao. that made him leave. friend # 2 comes up and hes like hi how ya doin? and i was like fine and hes like this guys and asshole you shouldnt talk to him. i said do you see me talking to him. hes like well my take on him is hes an asshole. i was like well go tell her. i dont care. i was being bitchy. hehe. i was getting irritated cuz the guy talking to my friend kept coming by and interrupting our conversation. and didnt care. just stayed a running his mouth. and melissa didnt even really wanna talk to him. anyway then friend # 3 comes and hes staring my friend down. and then he looks at her and was like can i be blunt with you and shes like k. and hes like you got really big boobs. and i turned and just stared at him. moron. anyway she was cool about it and was like yup. so then he just kept staring at her and he said tome, aint that a bitch, such a pretty girl with such big tits. i was like oh my god. and his WIFE was standing right next to him. anyway this dude was trashed. he was smoking a ciggarette and then next thing i know, melissa is pulling a ciggie from under my arm. dude threw the ciggie towards the ash tray and missed and it was burning my shirt. i was pissed. i said are you trying to fucking burn me. finally he left. i was so happy . then the guy talking to melissa left. we danced a song. my fave lets get married remix by jagged edge and run dmc. and her guy comes again i swooped her up and was like noooooooo. my turn. then this other dude came up to her and wanted to dance with her. i was like oh my god. then her dude came back and was all blah blah blah. meanwhile i was making fun of people cuz im a bitch. there were these 3 fat girls. now i can pick on fat girls cuz im chunky. in a good way though. lol. anyway these 3 fat girls with like skintight clothes on. ewww. all you could see were rolls. it was so nasty, and when they danced it all jiggled. i was laughing my ass off again.
finally i got irritated and we decided to leave so we headed for the door i got to sasquatch the bouncer and turn around and melissas gone. i see this black dude snagged her so i go to save her and the hillbilly got her. he walked us to the damn car blah blah blahing. when she got in the car she said she gave him this girl we dont likes phone number (evil grin). and i asked her what happened inside. she said the black dude stopped her to tell her how beautiful she is and asked for a hug. then asked to give his DAD one. can you believe it? and then we drove home. it was fun, but would have been more fun if the hillbilly hadnt glued himself to melissa. lol
well thats all for now
love ya
so then my night was free to do whatever. melissa wanted to go to the bar so we were trying to find somewhere fun to go which is hard sometimes bc i live in hillbillyville. everything fun is far. so i called up jims friends to see what they were doing. dont you know they all blew me off? now whats funny is if someone asks me i say that they are jims friends and they all get upset and say were your friends too. yea, i see how they are my friends. anyway so we decided to go to this place called jj mccooleys. which is just a bar but its usually fun and they play good music at least. so we get there and the bouncer who i call sasquatch started flirting with melissa. all the dudes flock to melissa. anyway so we got some drinks and then sat and while we were sitting there this hillbillie guy comes up to her and asks to use her lighter. let me tell you how he kept coming back the whole time we were there. steady asking to buy drinks shots whatever. so he got us a set of drinks and then a shot. 7 liquors in this shot i was told. it was called the red devil. it tasted like spiked kool aid. it was good. but anyway so the whole time this dude is hogging up my friend, his friends are coming and talking to me.first dude came up and was asking me and friend who the other dude was. i was like i have no idea. and then he asked if me and melissa grew up together and i said we have known each other since we were 11. hes like yea thats how me and this guy are. he was like weve been hanging out since back in 81. i started laughing and i was like yea i was a year old in 81. lmao. that made him leave. friend # 2 comes up and hes like hi how ya doin? and i was like fine and hes like this guys and asshole you shouldnt talk to him. i said do you see me talking to him. hes like well my take on him is hes an asshole. i was like well go tell her. i dont care. i was being bitchy. hehe. i was getting irritated cuz the guy talking to my friend kept coming by and interrupting our conversation. and didnt care. just stayed a running his mouth. and melissa didnt even really wanna talk to him. anyway then friend # 3 comes and hes staring my friend down. and then he looks at her and was like can i be blunt with you and shes like k. and hes like you got really big boobs. and i turned and just stared at him. moron. anyway she was cool about it and was like yup. so then he just kept staring at her and he said tome, aint that a bitch, such a pretty girl with such big tits. i was like oh my god. and his WIFE was standing right next to him. anyway this dude was trashed. he was smoking a ciggarette and then next thing i know, melissa is pulling a ciggie from under my arm. dude threw the ciggie towards the ash tray and missed and it was burning my shirt. i was pissed. i said are you trying to fucking burn me. finally he left. i was so happy . then the guy talking to melissa left. we danced a song. my fave lets get married remix by jagged edge and run dmc. and her guy comes again i swooped her up and was like noooooooo. my turn. then this other dude came up to her and wanted to dance with her. i was like oh my god. then her dude came back and was all blah blah blah. meanwhile i was making fun of people cuz im a bitch. there were these 3 fat girls. now i can pick on fat girls cuz im chunky. in a good way though. lol. anyway these 3 fat girls with like skintight clothes on. ewww. all you could see were rolls. it was so nasty, and when they danced it all jiggled. i was laughing my ass off again.
finally i got irritated and we decided to leave so we headed for the door i got to sasquatch the bouncer and turn around and melissas gone. i see this black dude snagged her so i go to save her and the hillbilly got her. he walked us to the damn car blah blah blahing. when she got in the car she said she gave him this girl we dont likes phone number (evil grin). and i asked her what happened inside. she said the black dude stopped her to tell her how beautiful she is and asked for a hug. then asked to give his DAD one. can you believe it? and then we drove home. it was fun, but would have been more fun if the hillbilly hadnt glued himself to melissa. lol
well thats all for now
love ya
posted by naughtygirl @ 3:47 PM
1 Comments:
At 4:14 PM,
Krista Springtead said…
in texas....all you get is hillbillies....so be thankful
actually that isn't true. in north dallas...there are some clean men that are beautiful, like this one guy that was hired on at my job this week. i can honestly say i have never seen a more beautiful man. and you would think that in the design business he would be gay (cause gay men are always gorgeous and the design field is set strictly for bitches and gay guys) but he was a man's man through and through. i love being a 12 yr old and having crushes on guys in armani suits. yummmmmy!
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