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Sunday, January 30, 2005

hmmmmm lets see...

not sure what to write about. that usually means a list. but i dunno what kinda list to make.hmmmm, you know i do feel a lil dirty. so i guess ill give some answers to the whole lesbian experience.

once upon a time in lancaster,pa. about 30 miles from here, lived two girls. christina and vanessa. christina and vanessa did alot of partying bc, it was fun. every weekend came and theyd polish off a bottle or two of vodka, by themselves or with friends.

christina was a lesbian, and alwasy dropped subtle hits that she wanted the two of them to hook up. and even though vanessa was lonely and getting tired of playing with herself, she kinda shrugged it off.

jim, vanessas man, really wanted her to have a lesbian moment, so that when he returned from bosnia in 4 months maybe they could have a threesome. jim made sure that vanessa knew how much he wanted all that to happen. jims birthday was nearing soon and as a gift he told vanessa that she should send him some naked pictures. and have christina take them. so, vanessa said "sure jim!" bc he was the love of her life.

so they got together and started thinking...hmmm how should we do this? lets get some vodka!! and so some vodka they took. and the more and more vodka that was taken, the better the pics. they started out with lingerie. then eventually there was nakedness and some pg -13 touching. there were hands, and tongues and kisses but nothing more than a drunk college girl would do on snopp doggy doggs girls gone wild. damn vodka.lol

then one night, a few weekends later they had a party together, with other people. they played drinking games and got extremely trashed!! some of the friends were going out to eat and stuff and left those two alone. christina kept saying i wanna lick your pussy, and even drunk vanessa was a lil shy. but eventually, lonely drunk, horny vanessa took over and said fuck it lets do it. one condition though. i wont lick you back. and christina said its cool.

at first it was a little awkward. christina rubbed her down and gave her sweet gentle kisses all over her face. they kissed awhile and explored each others bodies. then christina pushed vanessa down on the bed, and pulled off all her clothes. she pulled her hair out of her ponytail and caressed her face and said now dont be nervous. this will be fun. she kissed her from her lips down her chest to each nipple. slowly lickling around and around it. then sucking and nibbling a lil on each one. then she kissed her way down around her belly and then further down. when she got down to the moist hot part of her, she teased around it. she licked the insides of her thigh, the creases in her legs, and the lips. and the more she teased, the more vanessa wanted it. not being nervous, not caring if it was a guy or a girl, just wanting it more than anything else. and once christina knew that, thats when vanessa got her satisfaction. she nudged at her legs so that she would spread them. she traced her fingers slowly up and down, in a tickly manner. and just when vanessa thought she would scream in frustration she felt something soft and wet pushing at her pleasure button. and as she leaned back in ecstacy and enjoyed it all she could think about was jim. and how he would be so happy. and while she was thinking this two fingers slid in her, and a wave of pure ecstacy took her over again and again.

then it was her turn to make her feel good too. like a reward. so vanessa then proceeded to rub down christina and kiss her all over(except the dirty spot). licking and sucking on mounds of flesh and kissing . teasingly running her fingers down her body and then back up and touching her pleasure button, until she cried out repeatedly.

they did this a few times. sometimes it ended like that sometimes there were clits rubbing against each other.

then came the time to tell jim. he was absolutely ecstatic. sad that he missed it and that there werent pictures involved. but there was hope for a 3some when he got home.

lol, so there you have it. thats what happened

hope yall like my true life story. oh and in case you were wondering jim hasnt gotten that 3some yet. but it is pending. as soon as i get 2 platinum rings ending in 2 carats, there will be a 3some. bc i love sex and more than that i love jim!!

6 Comments:

  • At 4:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    what's the moist hot part? i don't get it?

     
  • At 6:55 PM, Blogger cedia said…

    LOL. No sex toys? C'mon...

     
  • At 9:36 PM, Blogger Queen on the run said…

    Almost, I say ALMOST makes me want to have a similar experience...I don't think I could actually go through with it but it sure has made me think!!!!!!:)

     
  • At 5:04 AM, Blogger Pep said…

    Like... wow. Excellent! Didn't make me blush, but sure made me... erm... dream alot! LOL!
    Yes, next time you'll be adding toys to that, I betcha.
    Tell you what you should try... a 69 with Jim behind.
    Now, there would be ecstacy!

    :)

     
  • At 11:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oh wow. That is the stupidest post I've read in a long time. You suck.

     
  • At 1:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Good for you. I admire your courage. And I envy both of your friends, and anyone else who should have the chance to make it with someone as passionate and funny and intelligent as you. Good for you again.

     

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