by popular demand..
hello all!! i am fine!! no more lectures..oops i mean..yea. anyway. i am home early today as its snowing its ass off outside. noreaster or something. sux. i hate snow. anyway, in my love story posts, i had mentioned about being banned from the warehouse. this shall be the story.lol
ok back a few years,before jim, during jeff. i was a very naughty girl. i had a lot of attitude,and not much patience for men. thanks to jeff. when you hurt me, i hurt back.lol. i guess it all started with jeff. i had found out that he was cheating on me with like 4 other girls. well me and all the girls got together and confronted him.hehe. my idea. but before that, when i told the one girl,who hed been with for awhile, she went to his house and beat his ass. later at work that day,he come up to me, mad as hell, with a black eye and lots of scraches,and asked me if i had called the girl. and i gave him my best innocent look, and said no. well he cursed me out,called ME the whore, and ran over my foot with a very large and heavy cart. so i went to my boss, i was the pet bc im so damn lovable lol, and got my fake tears going and told him the story. in turn,jeff got in alot of trouble and i was very happy.
then a few months later, i was talking to this boy dusty. dusty was a pig. he was dirty, like he screwed anything, but i was infatuated with him. i didnt want to mess around with him but i wanted the attention. so this pig boy used to call me up and tell me to be his"dirty slut" while he jerked off on the phone. it was funny shit too. anyway, someone called his house one day and said they got the number off my phone or some shit like that,and he started lying about how he never gave me his number,i was a dike, i was this i was that. so i was pissed. i DO NOT lie. i hate liars. well dusty had given me a card for my birthday a few months earlier. in that card was a post it,with his name number and it said call me sometime. well i was pissed. so i made 25 copies of that card and hung them up all over the plant. immature yes, fun hell yes. well he found one eventually and came and got in my face about it. now i have a pretty bad temper. so i flipped out on him. later on when i found out the fliers didnt get to his FIANCE who also worked there, i decided to bring the card in and show her. well shes a dumb bitch and wouldnt believe me. now if some strange chick came up to me and told me my man had done the things hers did. i would so believe it. but anyway, she went to her boss and told this huge lie, saying i tried to call her outside to fight and how she was scared for her life. bullshit.
but thats how i got banned from every department except the one i worked in. its also how i was given the name the jersey devil. lmao. all the boys were scared but infatuated with me. and dumbass dusty still tries to get on me to this day. and the dumb bitch is still with him.lmao
ok back a few years,before jim, during jeff. i was a very naughty girl. i had a lot of attitude,and not much patience for men. thanks to jeff. when you hurt me, i hurt back.lol. i guess it all started with jeff. i had found out that he was cheating on me with like 4 other girls. well me and all the girls got together and confronted him.hehe. my idea. but before that, when i told the one girl,who hed been with for awhile, she went to his house and beat his ass. later at work that day,he come up to me, mad as hell, with a black eye and lots of scraches,and asked me if i had called the girl. and i gave him my best innocent look, and said no. well he cursed me out,called ME the whore, and ran over my foot with a very large and heavy cart. so i went to my boss, i was the pet bc im so damn lovable lol, and got my fake tears going and told him the story. in turn,jeff got in alot of trouble and i was very happy.
then a few months later, i was talking to this boy dusty. dusty was a pig. he was dirty, like he screwed anything, but i was infatuated with him. i didnt want to mess around with him but i wanted the attention. so this pig boy used to call me up and tell me to be his"dirty slut" while he jerked off on the phone. it was funny shit too. anyway, someone called his house one day and said they got the number off my phone or some shit like that,and he started lying about how he never gave me his number,i was a dike, i was this i was that. so i was pissed. i DO NOT lie. i hate liars. well dusty had given me a card for my birthday a few months earlier. in that card was a post it,with his name number and it said call me sometime. well i was pissed. so i made 25 copies of that card and hung them up all over the plant. immature yes, fun hell yes. well he found one eventually and came and got in my face about it. now i have a pretty bad temper. so i flipped out on him. later on when i found out the fliers didnt get to his FIANCE who also worked there, i decided to bring the card in and show her. well shes a dumb bitch and wouldnt believe me. now if some strange chick came up to me and told me my man had done the things hers did. i would so believe it. but anyway, she went to her boss and told this huge lie, saying i tried to call her outside to fight and how she was scared for her life. bullshit.
but thats how i got banned from every department except the one i worked in. its also how i was given the name the jersey devil. lmao. all the boys were scared but infatuated with me. and dumbass dusty still tries to get on me to this day. and the dumb bitch is still with him.lmao
10 Comments:
At 7:22 PM, mcgibfried said…
i guess that means i shouldn't rub you the wrong way? quite a temper there...
At 7:22 PM, mcgibfried said…
funny story, though.
At 7:25 PM, naughtygirl said…
lmao im better now. i still have the temper thing, but i can control it usually. umm sometimes. i only let it roar when people lie to me or about me, and i hate cheaters. bastards.lol
At 10:47 PM, cedia said…
You get'em girl.
And too bad for the dumb women who continue to stay with the fucked up men they have.
At 11:54 PM, boabhan sith said…
I would've done the same damn thing...that's just too funny.
At 4:38 AM, Anonymous said…
Now I see why you were banned from the wearhouse floor....
At 5:58 AM, Dom said…
I think I'm officially scared of you now! lol. I hope you're feeling better. It seems you've had an up-and-down few days. The blog is looking good as well. Just wanted to say hi.
At 6:22 PM, Pep said…
Hahahaha!
Don't push me!
Jerking off on the phone... eeeww!!
:)
At 12:52 AM, Anonymous said…
I'm on your side, because I have no tolerance for infidelity.
I always get permission from my wife before I go out and get laid.
At 7:52 AM, Dale's Gmail said…
What are these blogs all about anyway? I was surfing looking for anniversary gift basket when I ended up here. Back to the relentless searching for anniversary gift basket.
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