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Sunday, February 20, 2005

another funny story

ladies and gents i got nothing for ya!! i went to jims parents house, his mom pissed me off again, i ate chinese and i went to the movies to see "hitch" god i love will smith. it was a funny movie, and sweet. but damn was it long. holy crap. and they didnt have any damn pretzel bites. thats the whole damn reason i go is for the pretzels and they had none. lol jim told me, no im sorry ordered me to go out and have fun. said i need to leave the house and do stuff otherwise its gonna be a long 17 months. he told me to move back to jersey if i wanted till he comes back. but i know if i move to jersey, i wont ever come back here. so i dunno

anyway, heres a funny stroy real quick. its from about a year ago. it was right after hurricane isabelle, and i had no electric and jim did, so i went over to his house. since there wasnt much to do, we decided to try and play whiffle ball with austin. lol well anyway, i was throwing the ball to jim. i was maybe like 5 ft away and he nailed that ball as hard as he could. right into my mouth. i dropped to the ground and cried and jim come running over to me. that fucking hurt. plastic ball or not. he busted up my lip really bad. and about 90% of my mouth swelled up. like fat albert big. and i was purple. you couldnt even see my teeth. i was so upset. jim kept saying sorry, but i was like fuck you. then he wanted to go out to walmart. i said are you fucking kidding? but sure enough we went. and everyone looked at me like id been beaten. it was bad.lmao. i wish i had a pic to show.lol

ok well everyone have a great day!!

16 Comments:

  • At 10:18 AM, Blogger Krista Springtead said…

    bla bla bla...i don't ever read your blog

    WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!

    i comment, i am always just three or four days late...

    BUT I AM THE FIRST TODAY!!
    so.....plbbbblt

    ::cheese::

     
  • At 10:42 AM, Blogger mcgibfried said…

    how nice was the last comment? sheesh.

    hitch was good, but i didn't notice it being that long... maybe fell asleep and don't remember doing it.

     
  • At 11:42 AM, Blogger Krista Springtead said…

    hmmm
    i am nice, aren't i jerzee?

    i mean we have been friends for a few months now.
    i like you, you like me....
    i think mcgib took my sarcasm to a new height and made me look bad.

    he must suffer.
    or not...whichever

     
  • At 11:46 AM, Blogger naughtygirl said…

    lmao not everyone understands your sarcasm dear.lol

    mcgib, k is my bestest blog friend.lol shes just a smart ass!!lol

     
  • At 1:00 PM, Blogger cedia said…

    LOL. What you should've said to the people who were checking you out at Walmart was..

    "The ball hit me.. honestly"

    .. and just smile and you hold his hand. You know people would shaking their heads thinking who knows what.
    .............................

    I'm Back!!!

     
  • At 1:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I will get me a pimp stick and a pimp hat, then you and k and I can go to the local denny's and everyone will think I am your pimp and I been beating on you.

     
  • At 2:04 PM, Blogger naughtygirl said…

    lmao. ok your on. can i wear my whore outfit? you know the leather corset with the leather shorts and fishnets and stilettos? can i can i pleez?lol

     
  • At 4:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Only if you sit in my lap ;)

     
  • At 5:17 PM, Blogger mcgibfried said…

    sorry k,
    i'm sure you're lovely... and i must pay... cash check or charge? you decide!

     
  • At 5:25 PM, Blogger naughtygirl said…

    lmao. too funny!!

    ill sit in your lap mr underhill, but nothing better poke me.:)

    lol i did hold his hand the whole time and i tried to smile. but my whole mouth was so swollen you couldnt tell.

     
  • At 5:36 PM, Blogger Lish said…

    lol - I had a pretty graceful evening myself as I knocked over a cup of RED WINE onto Nick's beige carpet!
    Lol, but. mine was relatively painless.

     
  • At 5:53 PM, Blogger Queen on the run said…

    That is a funny story! I remembe this time I was playing baseball with my dad and I hit the ball and it went straight to his boys! Man was he in pain and boy did I feel rotten, we laugh about it now though! I also love that county song and I am not a huge country fan but I tell ya what some of them songs they write sure do fit :)

     
  • At 6:10 PM, Blogger naughtygirl said…

    yea its funny love is painful sometimes.lmao. i underwent a change everyone. this is my childhood to present day love. i love garfield and im so happy i found himlol

     
  • At 6:53 PM, Blogger Krista Springtead said…

    misterunderhill: i WILL NOT be going to denny's under any circmstance without someone getting a whore vibe.
    when in rome, yes?

    back when i was in callege (3 months ago) we used to go to the local denny's after starbuck's closed just to hang out.

    and we were a loud group, i tell you. we wold get kicked out almost every night. but for whatever reason, (being the quietest of the group) it was a bit of a mystery to me why i was always the one the waitresses picked on whilst asking us to shut it.

    it became apparant when, linda, our usual waitress (who was a bit of a heroine fiend) was pouring my coffee one night and my friend angela asked her why she was lactacting.

    lo and behold....she was.

    linda is about 45.

    just.....ew

    she later informed angela that she thought that we were strippers and wanted to know where we worked in order to bring some friends to our show.

    ...ive never been to a strip club.

    i am a good christian. girl.

    which should answer mcg's question.
    i only accept personal checks...cash will get stolen, and as a southern baptist, i don't believe in devilish electronic means of monetary handling. i think credit is the mark of the beast.

    .....i need to go take a nap...this is getting ridiculous...

     
  • At 12:09 AM, Blogger mcgibfried said…

    i dig the garfield motif as well! prrrrrrrrrrr.

     
  • At 1:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sometimes my left nipple lactates, isn't that weird?

    Also, you know, I am pretty sure that ANYONE female under 50 in a denny's is just assumed to be a whore; may as well play it up and have some fun.

     

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