boorrrriiinggg
so im home early. i have female problems and i cant stand,so i left. i hate that damn job god i hope i get fired.lol
not a whole lot going on here except the slight dissapointment that im not pregnant. i know i know i dont really like kids and all that. but it still wouldve been interesting to see what a jimessa looked like. sighhhh. oh well. so i have thought of another story. its a quickie.lol
on the first valentines day me and jim shared it was right after tax return time. i didnt have any money at xmas time to buy him any presents so i figured id make up for it now. we had already declared our love and all and my whole life was all about jim. kinda like it is now. i spent about $1300 on our v-day. lol i know im crazy. he thought so too. i bought him a whole new wardrobe. i bought him a few cds, a silver linky kinda chain and a matching bracelet. some very sexy cologne. god that stuff smells so damn good. and a few other necklace things. i rented a hotel room for 3 nights at the hilton hotel and for all the fun that was going to entitle, i brought some fun things. i went to the birds and the bees which is our naughty toy store here. and i got a bucket of fun.lol thats what it was called. it had all sorts of massage oils and creams and all kinds of stuff in it. and i also bought this leather paddle as a joke.A JOKE!!!lol anyway, well while we were at the hilton on the first night i gave him those gifts. and of course he wanted to try them out asap. i tried to explain that the paddle was just a joke. but sure enough i got my ass whacked.lmao. now this paddle was black with little hearts on it. i thought they were just for like decoration. well after my ass was beaten about 40 times, it was covered in hearts!lmao. i had a hiney of hearts. i tried but was never quick enough to catch him. after my ass became un-numb we tried out this warming pina colada massage oil. we had alot of fun with that. i got a wonderful massage and so did he. and while we were you know rubbing up against each other, all slipping and sliding and stuff we were laughing and stuff, all of a sudden jims like, my skin feel really hot. now it was dark so we really couldnt see. so we got up and turned a light on and we were beat red. you know how things always hurt more when you see them. well we were on fire. we had to hurry and jump in the shower to get all the oil off. and after a good 5 minute scrub we looked at each other and our skin was all broke out. lmmfao. that was a great weekend.
so the moral of this story is NEVER use the naughty toy store version of dirty massage oil.lol
not a whole lot going on here except the slight dissapointment that im not pregnant. i know i know i dont really like kids and all that. but it still wouldve been interesting to see what a jimessa looked like. sighhhh. oh well. so i have thought of another story. its a quickie.lol
on the first valentines day me and jim shared it was right after tax return time. i didnt have any money at xmas time to buy him any presents so i figured id make up for it now. we had already declared our love and all and my whole life was all about jim. kinda like it is now. i spent about $1300 on our v-day. lol i know im crazy. he thought so too. i bought him a whole new wardrobe. i bought him a few cds, a silver linky kinda chain and a matching bracelet. some very sexy cologne. god that stuff smells so damn good. and a few other necklace things. i rented a hotel room for 3 nights at the hilton hotel and for all the fun that was going to entitle, i brought some fun things. i went to the birds and the bees which is our naughty toy store here. and i got a bucket of fun.lol thats what it was called. it had all sorts of massage oils and creams and all kinds of stuff in it. and i also bought this leather paddle as a joke.A JOKE!!!lol anyway, well while we were at the hilton on the first night i gave him those gifts. and of course he wanted to try them out asap. i tried to explain that the paddle was just a joke. but sure enough i got my ass whacked.lmao. now this paddle was black with little hearts on it. i thought they were just for like decoration. well after my ass was beaten about 40 times, it was covered in hearts!lmao. i had a hiney of hearts. i tried but was never quick enough to catch him. after my ass became un-numb we tried out this warming pina colada massage oil. we had alot of fun with that. i got a wonderful massage and so did he. and while we were you know rubbing up against each other, all slipping and sliding and stuff we were laughing and stuff, all of a sudden jims like, my skin feel really hot. now it was dark so we really couldnt see. so we got up and turned a light on and we were beat red. you know how things always hurt more when you see them. well we were on fire. we had to hurry and jump in the shower to get all the oil off. and after a good 5 minute scrub we looked at each other and our skin was all broke out. lmmfao. that was a great weekend.
so the moral of this story is NEVER use the naughty toy store version of dirty massage oil.lol
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