damn hillbillies
so today has been a great day so far. not bad at all. i stayed up till like 3 am last night. knowing damn well i had to get up early to go somewhere.now had i not have had somewhere to go, it wouldve been fine i wouldve been up at 7. but you know i didnt get up till 9 45. i was supposed to be somewhere at 10. still had to shower. sighhhh. so i showered and did all that fun crap. made it there by 10 15. so then we went to go to the bosses house and go swimming. it was alot of fun. i tried to do all the things i used to be able to do when i was a kid. like flips off the board. i can still do fronts but not backs. too scared now. remember when you were young and had like no fear? ahhh who cares if i hit my head on the diving board?lol those were the days. i managed to get a great tan today. gotta love the summer san and the beautiful tan you can accomplish to bring out your beautiful green eyes.lol
so i was talking to my sissy today. and that bitch got to eat zeppolis. damn it all to hell. ive been craving zeppolis for like 5 months. and these hillbilly country folk dont make them. the closest i can get to one is a funnel cake,and its not nearly as good. ive only ever seen them in jersey. its way better than funnel cake and wayyyy better than elephant ears. sniff sniff. i wish i had some. if my car wasnt a piece of shit id go get some this second. dammit all to hell.lol she said she ate four and then got full and thought to herself,if vanessa were hear shed eat some. sighhh i miss jersey and their so much better than here food. oh well
ok story time: me and jim had only officially been boyfriend and girlfriend when we decided to take our first together trip to nj. it was right before turkey day and he really wanted to go, so i let him come. we stayed at my moms house even though she was in the hospital.(this goes back to that story i told you about where my mom called him jeff. same time.lol) anyway, so it was the day before turkey day, and jim was meeting my friend gio for the first time. we went out to a bar. i was the only one who was 21. jim was 18 gio was 20. but my friend jen ran the bar. it was her dads. and jim looked old enough and gio did too. well we got wayyyyyyy trashed off of all the free drinks. i had like 2 huge alaskan ice teas. 3 kamakzis, four tumblers full of black haus and 3 lemon drop shots. dont ask me what anyone else drank cuz i cant remember. i do know we were all trashed and i had to go and throw up twice.lol but i kept on drinking.(god remember the days when you could do that? 21 was a great age!!lol) anyway, jim who was also trashed was sitting next to me on my left and gio was to my right. well jim put his arm around me,and in doing so burnt off a huge chunk off gios hair with his ciggarette. lmao. i was like ohhh my god!!!!! and then i told him what happened and we looked down on the floor and there was all the hair.lol. i thought she was gonna be mad,but she was soo trashed she didnt care.lol. on the way home(yes we drank and drove. we were dumb) we got pulled over by a cop. now right before that gio had smoked a joint. im amazed that between the booze smell oozing out of us and the leftover pot smell that we didnt all get arrested. we got off with a warning. you know cuz were girls and all. well me and gio are..anyway.. when we got home jim got out of the car and threw up everywhere. lol and he never throws up, so you know we all drank way too much. we went inside brushed our teeth and then made out. and it was our first time having sex. now wed only been together for like a week. im not usually that girl. and it wasnt cuz i was drunk. ive been drunk like that before with guys and didnt sleep with them. but jim was so special to me. i knew it then. and god we had some great drunk sex. we finally passed out at like 4 am and slept all through turkey day.lmao
ahh memories
gotta go now. we are going back to the pool for some nighttime skinny dipping.lol woooohoooo
so i was talking to my sissy today. and that bitch got to eat zeppolis. damn it all to hell. ive been craving zeppolis for like 5 months. and these hillbilly country folk dont make them. the closest i can get to one is a funnel cake,and its not nearly as good. ive only ever seen them in jersey. its way better than funnel cake and wayyyy better than elephant ears. sniff sniff. i wish i had some. if my car wasnt a piece of shit id go get some this second. dammit all to hell.lol she said she ate four and then got full and thought to herself,if vanessa were hear shed eat some. sighhh i miss jersey and their so much better than here food. oh well
ok story time: me and jim had only officially been boyfriend and girlfriend when we decided to take our first together trip to nj. it was right before turkey day and he really wanted to go, so i let him come. we stayed at my moms house even though she was in the hospital.(this goes back to that story i told you about where my mom called him jeff. same time.lol) anyway, so it was the day before turkey day, and jim was meeting my friend gio for the first time. we went out to a bar. i was the only one who was 21. jim was 18 gio was 20. but my friend jen ran the bar. it was her dads. and jim looked old enough and gio did too. well we got wayyyyyyy trashed off of all the free drinks. i had like 2 huge alaskan ice teas. 3 kamakzis, four tumblers full of black haus and 3 lemon drop shots. dont ask me what anyone else drank cuz i cant remember. i do know we were all trashed and i had to go and throw up twice.lol but i kept on drinking.(god remember the days when you could do that? 21 was a great age!!lol) anyway, jim who was also trashed was sitting next to me on my left and gio was to my right. well jim put his arm around me,and in doing so burnt off a huge chunk off gios hair with his ciggarette. lmao. i was like ohhh my god!!!!! and then i told him what happened and we looked down on the floor and there was all the hair.lol. i thought she was gonna be mad,but she was soo trashed she didnt care.lol. on the way home(yes we drank and drove. we were dumb) we got pulled over by a cop. now right before that gio had smoked a joint. im amazed that between the booze smell oozing out of us and the leftover pot smell that we didnt all get arrested. we got off with a warning. you know cuz were girls and all. well me and gio are..anyway.. when we got home jim got out of the car and threw up everywhere. lol and he never throws up, so you know we all drank way too much. we went inside brushed our teeth and then made out. and it was our first time having sex. now wed only been together for like a week. im not usually that girl. and it wasnt cuz i was drunk. ive been drunk like that before with guys and didnt sleep with them. but jim was so special to me. i knew it then. and god we had some great drunk sex. we finally passed out at like 4 am and slept all through turkey day.lmao
ahh memories
gotta go now. we are going back to the pool for some nighttime skinny dipping.lol woooohoooo
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