you smell sooo...sour!!

not much going on here lately. glad that its friday. havent heard from jim which kinda stresses me out. im hoping he got to iraq safely. but enough of that. got a few stories for you.

first one is about my demon spawn and how he pissed me off today. in his shower there is like a towel bar in it. now remember this is JIMS house. i just live here with austin. i made him go in the bathroom to take a shower. now he always fucks around when hes in there. and it irritates me but nothing bad usually comes of it so i let it go. well today i heard a huge crash and i went upstairs to see what the fuck he was doing, and he was acting like something bad happened. fucking great. my head is pounding and im pmsy and so i check out the bathroom and notice that the towel rack is not there. so before i get mad i ask him where it is. he says its in the trash. snapped in half. fucking great. this is the second fucking towel rack he broke. now he mustve really fucked it up bc i hang on mine in my shower when me and jim have sex in the shower and it hasnt snapped yet. so i ask him what he did to it. get this. he was using it to exercise. are you fucking kidding me. im so pissed. damn kid. and this isnt the first thing this week. hes really testing my fucking patience this week. he hit someone at camp this week. he lost his 3rd damn towel at camp and many other things too. sighhhhhhhhh. on second thought im glad im not pregnant.

now funny story. one time when me and jim went away for the weekend. i decided i wanted to try something new. so we went to the store and got some whipped cream. i love whipped cream and thought it would be fun to lick it off of each other while being naughty. and it was alot of fun. eventually after a shower we were both so worn out we both passed out. well i did anyway. he kept messing with me and eventually we had sex a few more times. well the whole time i kept smelling something and it didnt smell good. but i couldnt put my finger on what the damn smell was. after intense sex, i started sniffing everything and it was the bed. and i started gagging and had to run to the bathroom and throw up.lmao. turns out when we were being naughty with handcuffs and whipped cream we got some all over the bed. and when it dried out it smelled like sour milk. so we had to rip all the sheets off the bed. but all damn night i could smell it. i even had dreams of drinking sour milk.

moral of the story.... always have spare sheets when using whipped cream. id say dont do it but its too much fun.lmao especially when you add handcuffs!!